{"id":1414,"date":"2024-02-22T11:12:00","date_gmt":"2024-02-22T16:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/?p=1414"},"modified":"2026-03-17T13:44:55","modified_gmt":"2026-03-17T17:44:55","slug":"ai-is-not-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/?p=1414","title":{"rendered":"AI is NOT Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I asked ChatGPT to write 10 original legal jokes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Why did the judge bring a pencil to court? To draw conclusions!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What did the lawyer say to the suspicious-looking document? &#8220;You&#8217;re under a-rest!&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Why was the attorney always calm during trials? Because they knew how to objectify their emotions!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Why did the legal document break up with its partner? Because it wanted to be single-spaced!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What&#8217;s a lawyer&#8217;s favorite type of music? Lawsuits&#8230; they love a good case of the blues!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Why did the contract go to therapy? It had commitment issues!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>How do you know if a lawyer is well dressed? Their suits are always &#8220;brief&#8221;!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Why was the legal brief so tired? Because it had too many footnotes!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fumble!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Why did the courtroom artist always excel in school? They knew how to draw up evidence!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"70\" height=\"72\" src=\"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/defiant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/smilrobot.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3015\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t think Dave Chapelle has got anything to worry about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked ChatGPT to write 10 original legal jokes. I don&#8217;t think Dave Chapelle has got anything to worry about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3015,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[152,160,57],"tags":[65],"class_list":["post-1414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-artificial-intelligence","category-humor","category-technology","tag-legal-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5069,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions\/5069"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}