{"id":1645,"date":"2024-08-19T10:29:00","date_gmt":"2024-08-19T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/?p=1645"},"modified":"2025-12-09T17:05:33","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T22:05:33","slug":"ai-still-aint-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/?p=1645","title":{"rendered":"AI Still Ain&#8217;t Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I asked ChatGPT to write 10 original legal jokes in February 2024. Here are 10 more:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"270\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/defiant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/smilingrobota-270x270.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3014\" srcset=\"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/smilingrobota-270x270.jpg 270w, https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/smilingrobota-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/smilingrobota-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/smilingrobota-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/smilingrobota-1320x1320.jpg 1320w, https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/smilingrobota.jpg 1488w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Why did the lawyer sleep under the courtroom bench?<\/strong><br>To lie low!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?<\/strong><br>&#8220;Odor in the court!&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Why was the lawyer always calm during cross-examinations?<\/strong><br>Because they had a lot of &#8220;de-fence&#8221; mechanisms.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Why did the judge bring string to court?<\/strong><br>To tie up the loose ends of the case!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>What do you get when a judge stays out in the sun too long?<\/strong><br>A tan-gent!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Why did the lawyer start a gardening business?<\/strong><br>They were tired of just sowing discord and wanted to grow some peace.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>How do lawyers wish each other good luck?<\/strong><br>&#8220;May the odds be ever in your favor-able ruling.&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>What do you call a lawyer who loves to paint?<\/strong><br>An artorney!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Why did the judge become a musician?<\/strong><br>To lay down the law and the beat!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Why did the lawyer refuse to play hide and seek?<\/strong><br>They didn&#8217;t want to be involved in any concealment.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>What\u2019s a judge\u2019s favorite game?<\/strong><br>Truth or dare\u2026 but mostly truth!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bill Burr has got nothing to worry about.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"70\" height=\"72\" src=\"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/defiant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/smilrobot.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3015\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked ChatGPT to write 10 original legal jokes in February 2024. Here are 10 more: Bill Burr has got nothing to worry about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3015,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[152,160,57],"tags":[65],"class_list":["post-1645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-artificial-intelligence","category-humor","category-technology","tag-legal-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1645"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3016,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645\/revisions\/3016"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}