{"id":2976,"date":"2025-08-21T10:13:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-21T14:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/?p=2976"},"modified":"2025-12-09T17:04:16","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T22:04:16","slug":"gemini-ai-just-cant-crack-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/waltercounsel.com\/?p=2976","title":{"rendered":"Gemini AI Just Can’t Crack a Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

In August of 2024<\/a> and February 2025<\/a>, I asked ChatGPT for 10 legal jokes. It’s a semi-annual tradition. This time I switched it up and asked Gemini. Ali Wong<\/a>‘s got nothing to worry about.<\/p>\n\n\n

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  1. A man walks into a lawyer’s office and says, “I want to sue you.” The lawyer replies, “On what grounds?” The man says, “I’ve been told you’re the worst lawyer in town.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. Why did the lawyer break up with the ghost? He just didn’t see a future in the relationship.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. Why are lawyers not allowed to go scuba diving? They leave too many air bubbles in the water from all the hot air they’re full of.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. A man asks his friend, “How’s your lawyer?” The friend says, “He’s great! He got me off on a technicality.” The man asks, “What was the technicality?” The friend replies, “He proved I’m not a man.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  7. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 160? A genius. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 80? A judge.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  8. A lawyer’s son asks his father, “Dad, what’s a ‘pro bono’?” The father says, “It’s when we do something for free.” The son says, “Wow, you must be a really nice person!” The father says, “No, son, it’s just a way to make us look good.”<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  9. What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a sumo wrestler? Someone who can’t win a case without a lot of weight behind him.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  10. A lawyer dies and goes to hell. He’s surprised to find it’s a big, beautiful mansion with a swimming pool and a golf course. He says to the devil, “I thought hell was supposed to be a place of fire and torment.” The devil says, “It is, but this is the lawyers-only section.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n
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    Hmmm…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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