I asked ChatGPT to write 10 original legal jokes.
- Why did the judge bring a pencil to court? To draw conclusions!
- What did the lawyer say to the suspicious-looking document? “You’re under a-rest!”
- Why was the attorney always calm during trials? Because they knew how to objectify their emotions!
- Why did the legal document break up with its partner? Because it wanted to be single-spaced!
- What’s a lawyer’s favorite type of music? Lawsuits… they love a good case of the blues!
- Why did the contract go to therapy? It had commitment issues!
- How do you know if a lawyer is well dressed? Their suits are always “brief”!
- Why was the legal brief so tired? Because it had too many footnotes!
- What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fumble!
- Why did the courtroom artist always excel in school? They knew how to draw up evidence!
I don’t think Dave Chapelle has got anything to worry about.