AI is NOT Funny

I asked ChatGPT to write 10 original legal jokes.

  1. Why did the judge bring a pencil to court? To draw conclusions!
  2. What did the lawyer say to the suspicious-looking document? “You’re under a-rest!”
  3. Why was the attorney always calm during trials? Because they knew how to objectify their emotions!
  4. Why did the legal document break up with its partner? Because it wanted to be single-spaced!
  5. What’s a lawyer’s favorite type of music? Lawsuits… they love a good case of the blues!
  6. Why did the contract go to therapy? It had commitment issues!
  7. How do you know if a lawyer is well dressed? Their suits are always “brief”!
  8. Why was the legal brief so tired? Because it had too many footnotes!
  9. What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fumble!
  10. Why did the courtroom artist always excel in school? They knew how to draw up evidence!

I don’t think Dave Chapelle has got anything to worry about.