I asked ChatGPT to write 10 original legal jokes in February. Here are 10 more:
- Why did the lawyer sleep under the courtroom bench?
To lie low! - What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!” - Why was the lawyer always calm during cross-examinations?
Because they had a lot of “de-fence” mechanisms. - Why did the judge bring string to court?
To tie up the loose ends of the case! - What do you get when a judge stays out in the sun too long?
A tan-gent! - Why did the lawyer start a gardening business?
They were tired of just sowing discord and wanted to grow some peace. - How do lawyers wish each other good luck?
“May the odds be ever in your favor-able ruling.” - What do you call a lawyer who loves to paint?
An artorney! - Why did the judge become a musician?
To lay down the law and the beat! - Why did the lawyer refuse to play hide and seek?
They didn’t want to be involved in any concealment. - What’s a judge’s favorite game?
Truth or dare… but mostly truth!
Bill Burr has got nothing to worry about.