Limerick: Shhh

• A profusion of classified documents was found • • In Uncle Joe’s house and The Donald’s compound • • Forty Five had the gall • • And Forty Six played ball • • Boy, there sure are a lot of top secrets floating around •

Limerick: George Santos

There was a young man called George SantosWhose life was a series of scant hopesThought he, “nothing can beatA congressional seat”So he lied and he lied, and he lied and he lied, and he lied and he lied, to the utmost

Limerick: FTX

An elderly lady with old money and new / Invested her wealth with the FTX crew / They bungled and stole / Left her deep in a hole / And now the old woman, she lives in a shoe / More on digital assets.